A couple stops later, two Muslim dudes- big beards and tunic like I'm wearing right now- come on the train and they’re sitting right across from us. At this point, my friend just gets up and darts off with her bags. - **punchline**: Now, I know what you’re thinking: my friend is rude and intolerant. But I think she has a point: India is a free country and people can have any religious or sexual preference they want but [[Joke 16 it’s just not alright to come on public transport.]]